The Memory Limit Breaker: Under Armour® Backpack with the PHP Architect logo

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 134,217,728 bytes exhausted. You've seen it. You've cried over it. You've bumped memory_limit to 512M, then 1G, then -1, and whispered "just this once."

Now your backpack has the same energy.

The Memory Limit Breaker is an Under Armour® backpack with the PHP Architect logo on it. It's built for developers who carry way too much: the laptop, the charger, the other charger, a conference lanyard collection, three stickers you haven't placed yet, and a snack for the 4 p.m. production incident. It won't throw an exception when you pack one more thing, and it has never once said "headers already sent."

It's the only thing in your life that's strictly typed. Everything has its place, and nothing is silently coerced into something else.

Wear it to the office, to PHP Tek, or to the user group meetup where someone will ask whether PHP is dead. Tell them it's alive, well, and holding your laptop.

Works on every machine, not just yours.